i have no sheets on my bed

i just got home, and discovered that my bed was nekkid. then i remembered: i was doing laundry when i left! ah, miss domestic goddess i am not.

could be worse. i could be missing a leg.

that would definitely be worse.

or have a kid.

oooh! bathroom's open! huzzah.

hormonal thought of the hour before i go (literally- hehe): i think guys should have to pay for feminine hygiene products. i mean seriously- if i'm going through the horrific (and socially unmentionable) experience of menstruating, the least they can do is pay for my fucking monthly products. sheesh.

ok, i'm done. time to pee. cheers!

Currently:
Reading: Ireland by Frank Delaney
Listening to: "Spineless" by Alanis Morissette